Hakkuna Matata…


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February 8, 2008, 3:50 pm
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Haha, so I was sorting through and reading some blogs this morning on  my lovely day off, and I came across a blog about a mom with tons of boys, and one of them wrote this list. Its pretty funny, and very true. Enjoy, as have I, and girls, if your reading, well, shoot, I’m not even sorry. This is great. 

 Nine words women use…

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.)

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying “(bleeped out by list owner)”!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

 

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hahaha wow bryan!!!!
thats hilarious…and sadly it’s completely true!

Comment by nikki

yeah… most women are like less than half a percent are not and only about 3 percent are like that once in a while.

Comment by Felicia




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