Hakkuna Matata…


Men Are Just Happier
January 17, 2008, 7:06 pm
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So I came across this in an email I got today. I thought it was pretty good. Now in no way am I starting anything, I got it from someone else. So read it and enjoy. Just think, now what wouldn’t make you want to not elect Hillary?…. That was a joke…

People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never bepregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to awater park. Car  mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just tooicky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a boltSame work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinklesin your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips, One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice about growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.  No wonder men are happier! 


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hilarys a douche

Comment by bradleygeiser

Well, dont know if i can say that, but i definitely wont be voting for her. You can count on that.

Comment by bryan2

from the man who didnt want to wear a T-shirt because it had wrinkles… haha right…. babe…. uh you do have it easier than women so uh maybe you should do more. lol just kidding. but how rude.(michelle tanner voice)

Comment by feliciasmiles

well, like i said, in no way am i trying to start anything. but you know, men just are happier. thats it haha.

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